Sunday, January 01, 2006

New Year's Resolution: Write a Book

My New Year's Resolution for 2006 will be to write a book:

FREEWAYBLOGGING: The Art and Science
of Guerrilla Punditry. (Or "How to Reach 250,000
People Tomorrow by Noon for Under Ten Dollars")
by Scarlet P.

Chapter One:
Paint ten signs and stick them on some freeways.
The End.

Damn. That was easy.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

GODDAMM YOU'RE GOOD!
SUPER-PATRIOT OF THE YEAR-
I'M PASSING THIS ALONG TO EAST COAST!!!

rimone said...

keep up the great work, dude--here's hoping we get our country back this year.

SuzQ said...

Hey, I have started to "store blog"! I copied a few of the really relevant FreewayBlogger photos ... like "Widowmaker", etc. I created a MSWord document with the four photos I selected. Then, I printed them out from MSWord, and chopped them apart to make individual photos, and I put them into a ziplock bag in my purse ... I take these with me always - - to the grocery store, to SmellMart, to the gas station - - and, I just 'happen' to leave these innocent photos behind. I just would LOVE to see the facial expression of some right-wing nut-case beer-drinkin' honky, finding a copy of the "Widowmaker" sign on top of the case of MGD he was buying at Jewel-Osco in the Chicago area!!!

Ya GOTSTA love it!!!