Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Dear Senator Santorum



Dear Senator Santorum,

I'd really like to thank you and tell you how deeply I was moved by your speech asking us to "step up" and support the troops by putting bumper stickers on our cars. Believe me, I'm with you 100% and if it were just as simple as that I'd be the first in line to stick one on. Unfortunately though, bumper stickers tend to weather badly, making uneven the finish on my car and reducing its overall market value. I'm sure you understand.

As a patriotic American, however, I am proud to show my support for the troops by displaying the non-damaging, easily removable magnet shown above.

Thank You For Your Courage, Freewayblogger

14 comments:

wtheproblem.com said...

Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree, it's been three long years since Bush lied to me. (apologies to Tony Orlando).

I know everyone has probably seen this but if you havn't Google the word Santorum and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

Jenn said...

I wonder how many times people that support the troops cut off someone that has just returned from iraq....

Michael said...

Ive already got five bumper stickers, two giant american flags, and a flag decal on my car's hood. Now I gotta get me one of those magnets!

Kagro X said...

I have actually superglued a returned veteran to my car. The rest of you are pikers.

Anonymous said...

sheyit, ole rickies's probably got a minority run company manufacturing the stickers. why wouldn't he be hawkin on anybody duhmb enuf to buy em?

Anonymous said...

Support the troops. Give 'em a ride home!

mdhatter said...

Kagro, I commute to work in a street legal M-117 armored personnell carrier.

piker indeed.

R2K said...

Every ribbon, made in china, helps. :)

Rocketry

Coolgear4free said...

What alex said

Uranus Hz said...

remember to show your support for the guy in China selling the magnets.

Kagro X said...

Uhh.... uh...

I commute to work on mobile missile launcher powered by biodiesel made from the actual blood of Jesus!

the_medium said...

Stickers also work on windows. You can even scotch tape them from the inside.

Terry said...

Scotch tape them? From the inside? This is all over my head. Please explain.

Anonymous said...

Scotch tape from the inside? Are you afraid to make the commitment?