This is the first wave of what will be a veritable assault on Bay Area Freeways over the next week or two, primarily to commemorate the fact that I've got a ton of cardboard in my garage... and by that I mean "Two-Thousand Pounds". I've been told I will be joined in the fight by PT Cruiser and the one they call GeeTee, and they're bringing cardboard of their own.
Look out Bay Area! "Democracy (is coming to the USA...)" - Leonard Cohen
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you are my hero
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^^and after we're done being scared of the Islamofascists, they'll unleash the aliens on us (with PROOF!) and we'll be scared of aliens.
Invest in Star Wars companies and you'll be rolling in dough in 20 years.
peace
^^ that was me.
~Annie
Uh, ptr - the link and a summary will be sufficient, thank you. However, having read both these tomes I really do have to wonder when exactly was it that y'all on the right turned into such pussies?
"We're SO AFRAID of the SCARY Arabs! We're so FRIGHTENED of the terrorists!" Criminy, we've got something like half the world's weaponry (and we manufacture damn near all the other half too...) We've sunk damn near our whole treasury into "protecting" you lily-livered little crybabies and you still wet your f-ing pants every time some two-bit thug looks at you funny.
Jesus suggests that you grow a pair.
I've got to take down the articles (protocol, laddiebuck... look it up if you don't know what it means) but will repost the links so we can all share in your cringing terror.
I think you've got enough signs there to cancel out all the BULLSHIT in the comments section here.
Still trying to figure out how ptr is gonna fit all that crap on a
4'X 6' piece of cardboard so that more than 50 people will get his pillow-biting message.
So is your stance that there is no threat from radical Islam around the world? How many times have we been attacked BEFORE GEORGE W BUSH!?!? Do you think that another 9/11 is not planned? What caused the Cole? What caused the US Embassy bombings? What is inciting the Muslim fanatics in the Philippines? Do you have an answer for that? It sure as heck isn't George W Bush.
What should we do about the threat from radical Islam towards the US and around the world? Is it something that we turn a blind eye to? Do we try to "understand" why they fly planes into buildings, detonate bombs in nightclubs, BEHEAD innocents? What say you about all of that? What are your plans to stop this? Do you care? I would love to hear your opinions on this - please don't dodge the issue - discuss what you think we should do (if anything) about radical Islam and the people that would slit your liberal throat if they had the chance.
Also, I would request that you refrain from your demeaning tone ("look it up if you don't know what it means) and your name calling (livy-littered little crybabies). It's your website and obviously you can do whatever you want, but the juvenile taunts and name calling definitely do not add to your credibility.
First off ptr, here are your links. from now on I won't be so kind to your spamming the comments section with whole news articles. Get a blog.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21567726-2,00.html#
http://www.cnsnews.com/news/viewstory.asp?Page=/Commentary/archive/200706/COM20070615b.html
Now then, to answer your question, the first thing I'd do is get our stinking hands off their goddam desert. If we want the oil that bad, then we'll have to get used to paying for it on their terms. It's their oil.
Next thing I'd do is APOLOGIZE FOR THE FUCKING SHAH! And for all the assholes like you who don't see why that's important. You try living under a despot for 25 years because some other country wanted a better deal on oil and tell me how you like it. Try reading some history besides the bible sometime - might open your eyes a bit.
Then I'd cut off aid to the Saudi Royal Family, naturally. All this talk about spreading democracy falls a little flat while we're propping up a GODDAM KINGDOM, don't you think? And I'd cut off Israel until they learned to play nice.
And then I'd take the money we've been pouring into "defense" (that still doesn't seem to be enough to keep you from crapping your goddam pants everytime someone with more melanin than you says "Boo!") and CLEAN UP THE GODDAM DRINKING WATER in these countries we've been using as filling stations for our SUVs and dumping grounds for every tinhorn two bit megalomanic clown dictator that'll give us fire sale prices on THEIR NATURAL RESOURCES and try to make America something the rest of the world can admire again.
And finally, though it would pain me to have to do it, I'd start grooming replacements for David Koresh, Jim Jones etc. to lead people like you off to Guyana or some such place where you can wait for the rapture before spending eternity going on pony rides with Jesus and Grandma up in heaven. Fair enough?
Your blog is now my freeway....
Now that I found your blog, we are gonna have some fun! :)
It's like a Bobby Flay Throwdown.
Fair enough - seeing as I use the freeways as my blog...
P.S.: just heard on FOX that the eskimos are coming to kill you... be afraid.
Ha! I have a fucking desk job! Your site will now become a right wing propaganda tool! :)
btw: I'm bursting at the seams waiting for you to condemn the behavior of radical Muslims who BEHEAD innocents. Oh, that will be the day! Ha!
Doh! He has a desk job! Time to panic!
Oh, and your Eskimo analogy is preposterous. If a bomb went off in SF tomorrow, if I told you that I'd bet $50k of my own money that they were Muslims, would you take that bet? Of course you wouldn't because the odds say that it would be a Muslim AND YOU KNOW IT! Does that mean that ALL Muslims are bad, NO! If I asked you to describe the average American militia person was, would you say it was an immigrant from Japan?
Not all Muslims are evil; only the ones named Timothy McVeigh.
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Hey PT, did McVeigh fit a profile (think very hard before answering)...
Thinking...
Hey Pt - you'll notice I signed you up for the blog-o-palooza. Check out the signs I did today. The Bay Area ain't gonna know what hit it.
Why is it that the people who claim they're going to Live Forever seem to be the most afraid of dying?
I'm still thinking about Timothy McVeigh.
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