Friday, December 02, 2005

Operation "Harrasturbator"


Harrasturbator:
Noun. 1) Any person who uses another person against their will for purposes of sexual self-gratification. 2) Dysfunctional sex criminal, rapist. 3) Obscene phone caller, exhibitionist, or person who rubs themself against others on a bus.
4) Colloquial: Impotent, angry man, object of intense derision.

Over the course of the next year, I'd like everyone who reads this post to start using the term "harrasturbator" (or "harrasturbate," "harrasturbating," "harrasturbation" etc.) on the Internet. The word must be used in the context above to describe either Bill O'Reilly or anyone else who uses another person against their will for the purposes of self-gratification.

Hopefully by the end of the year we'll have enough examples of usage via google to get the good people of the Oxford English Dictionary to include it in their next edition. I hope you'll agree that this a fun and easy way to both enrich the English language and help provide Bill O'Reilly with the legacy he deserves.



57 comments:

beachblogger said...

welcome to the blogosphere!

lostnacfgop said...

"Why do you hate America? Shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP! CUT HIS MIKE, CUT HIS MIKE YOU PINHEAD "


How about these Harrasturbation urban myths: Does Harrasturbation make one go blind and crazy?
Do you grow hair out of both sides of your mouth?

mokawanis said...

I'm liking your blog about as much as I dislike O'Lielly. Be careful tho, billy boy might put you on his enemies list at his website!

Solidarity!

HUBERT1593 said...

"SPONGE BILL HOT PANTS"
WWW.ILOVEPOETRY.COM/VIEWPOEM.ASP?ID=74966

Anonymous said...

this site is pretty fucking stupid. i dont agree with bush but you fucking suck at getting your point across. i think all those who protest are stupid they should be for something not against everything. Why dont you march for PEACE or something important instead of stating facts like bush is stupid. man you waste so much time on such stupid shit. why not start a movement for world peace or how about stopping genocide which is currently occurring in multiple countries. there are more important things happening then terrorism. yeah so get out there and be positive towards something. how about instead of bashing bush you go support someone else who can actaully do something

Anonymous said...

Here's something positive:
IMPEACH THE BUSH REGIME!

That would restore so much sanity to this country that the amount isn't quantifiable.

Ending the war in Iraq is a must and needs to happen immediately. Enough people have been murdered, Iraqis as well as Americans. All in the name of the Washington regime's greed for oil.

Anonymous said...

Get out of that horrible country.......Americaaaaaaaa.......A-me-ri-ca. Shit

Anonymous said...

I think the site rocks
Heck protesting does nothing except get you on the terrorist list and then some
Lots have been arrested and even tried for protesting and knocks on the door at nite ,
If everyone took all the money out of the banks and said we had enough maybe something would get done

Aloha Spicoli said...

Great idea! Count me in. I'll use the word in some form or fashion. I'd like to make Old Bill's enemies list, too.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Here's something positive:
IMPEACH THE BUSH REGIME!

That would restore so much sanity to this country that the amount isn't quantifiable.

---

Would it? Impeachment, especially after the Presidential Succession Act of 1947, is a multi edged sword. Here are a few of the winners in line for the job after Bush's conviction:

Vice President Cheney (assuming he's not impeached)
House Speaker Dennis Hastert
Senate Pres. Pro Tempore Ted Stevens
Sec. Of State Condoleeza Rice
Treasurey Sec. John Snow
Defense Sec. Donald Rumsfeld
AG Alberto Gonzales
Interior Sec. Gale Norton

The list goes on down the Administration food chain and ends with Sec. of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff.

It isn't like the old days when the first order of business was simply to call a new election.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Here's something positive:
IMPEACH THE BUSH REGIME!

That would restore so much sanity to this country that the amount isn't quantifiable.

---

Would it? Impeachment, especially after the Presidential Succession Act of 1947, is a multi edged sword. Here are a few of the winners in line for the job after Bush's conviction:

Vice President Cheney (assuming he's not impeached)
House Speaker Dennis Hastert
Senate Pres. Pro Tempore Ted Stevens
Sec. Of State Condoleeza Rice
Treasurey Sec. John Snow
Defense Sec. Donald Rumsfeld
AG Alberto Gonzales
Interior Sec. Gale Norton

The list goes on down the Administration food chain and ends with Sec. of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff.

It isn't like the old days when the first order of business was simply to call a new election.

Anonymous said...

OK then, impeach the whole republican party.

pete said...

how's about a google bomb?

Harrasturbator

Anonymous said...

If it wasn't so tragic, some of the pictures, signs and creative thought that has gone into this would be funny.

> Wake up, idiot Amerika !!!

The world still likes some of your people [citizens] but it hates with a passion your government, your politics, your trade and industry and your corporate greed.

End the war on oil NOW.

Anonymous said...

If it wasn't so tragic, some of the pictures, signs and creative thought that has gone into this would be funny.

> Wake up, idiot Amerika !!!

The world still likes some of your people [citizens] but it hates with a passion your government, your politics, your trade and industry and your corporate greed.

End the war on oil NOW.

Anonymous said...

There's a lot of Idiots in America who don't or can't read.

BUT, WE are NOT getting rich or fat off the War for *Hegemony* over Oil (keeping our hand on the spigot against rival economic powers).
Only the Banksters are, as well as trying to keep the looted 3rd World US economy alive with Petrodollars.

Anonymous said...

TIPICALE LIBERAL BULLCRAP!!!COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING,AND TRY VERY HARD TO FIX NOTHING..ADMIT IT-IF IT WASNT BUSH,IT WOULD BE ANY OTHER CONSERVITIVE PRESIDENT YOU HATE MONGERS WERE AFTER...GET A LIFE DUDE..YOU GUYS ONLY EMBARASS YOURSELF WITH YOUR DISLOYALTY TO THIS COUNTRY..YOU SHOULD BE EXILED TO LIVE WITH YOUR FRENCH BUDDIES..
GOT CHEEEEESSSSEEE

tescht said...

Typical Bush lovin' troll... can't spell.....

Anonymous said...

I think the definition fits Billy boy perfectly. How about adding it to the The Urban Dictionary?

Eddie said...

I agree, it's time to fight Kafka with Kafka. The Grand Orwellian Party is finally bringing 1984 to us 20 years or so late. Rights are Wrong! Protest Isn't Polite!

We need to define the words. Its amazing how liberal was turned into an evil term.

Do not look upon Bill O'Reilly, that horrible, habitual, harrassturbating hack, or you will turn to stone wheat thins. He'll feed your corpse to the serpents that live in his head.

rayrayjones said...

Anonymous said...

TIPICALE LIBERAL BULLCRAP!!!COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING,AND TRY VERY HARD TO FIX NOTHING..ADMIT IT-IF IT WASNT BUSH,IT WOULD BE ANY OTHER CONSERVITIVE PRESIDENT YOU HATE MONGERS WERE AFTER...GET A LIFE DUDE..YOU GUYS ONLY EMBARASS YOURSELF WITH YOUR DISLOYALTY TO THIS COUNTRY..YOU SHOULD BE EXILED TO LIVE WITH YOUR FRENCH BUDDIES..
GOT CHEEEEESSSSEEE

first of all criticizing the president is patriotic....sucking his dick like Monica Lewinsky is not. You are like monica, you are the ignorant piece of flesh that is getting taken advatantage of. Wake up or die, cuz you're stinking up this country!!

Anonymous said...

Wonderful blogg. I share your views

qamm said...

to respond to the "typical liberal bull crap"

oui j'adore francais

j'adore le fromage

je n'aime pas bush

je n'aime pas tu

dissent is patriotic
oh i have a question for bush
has he found oil in texas yet

NON

check out my blog

bonne chance everyone w/ the signs

i also want to appoligive if i made any mistakes in french

Anonymous said...

Well Bill O. certainly fits the discription. As someone said impeachment won't work account there is another incompetant fool that will just fill his shoe's. Our only chance is to vote in a different party and make him a lame duck president before he destroys us all!

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purple jesus said...

Nice site! Funny how all the pussies that accuse liberals of hating the country and not having a stance always post as 'anonymous'
Typical balless republicans!

Anonymous said...

Ignorance is funny!

This site is a riot!

Freewayblogger is HILARIOUS!



Grow a set and DO something about what you believe instead of hanging signs everywhere. Go to your congressman, DO something if you don't like what's going on.

Anonymous said...

I don't live in united states. I just come across this blog looking for blogger info.

It's pretty funny to see how north-americans does not see that afganistan, iraq, you name it, are just a petrol business, managed by people most of you don't even know or don't have as friends. With a 0.48 Gini Index, I don't need to go to your country to know that most north-americans are just poor people.

I would like to ask, to you that are reading this, how much money you directly receive from that petrol-business? I'm sure you don't see penny...

I don't understand how you do not see that some few influencial north-americans are using the america military power for their own business.

War exist everywhere but most of them are prepared by your country's politicals. The world does not need america.

In my country political interventions by united states in 1976, killed 30.000 civilians. And we knew it, a few years ago, thanks to desclassified documentation of your goverment...

Violence is, no doubts, your language... You can not see it, because you live there, you are inmerse in violence...

I'm glad seeing that some north-americans are opening their eyes... This means that some "yankis" are not so childish...

Anonymous said...

For the truth about the April 29th United for Peace and Justice rally in new york city visit http://www.april29th.org

Anonymous said...

The site listed in the post above regarding the United for Peace and Justice rally in NYC is to a hoax site on a pitiful geocities account apparently trying to derail the efforts of the organizers. The correct link is http://www.april29.org/

Or if you have doubts, go to the United for Peace and Justice web site and follow the link from there. http://www.unitedforpeace.org/

Anonymous said...

Most of you people seem to be obtaining your news from Reuters. Read this story and then think about the bias in and the accuracy of the press we read, listen to and see.

http://baghdadblog.msnbc.com/

Tony said...

The Ty corporation has a Beanie Baby named "Valor". It's a bald eagle (RETIRED!) that was born on Sept. 11, 2001.
I think we should all buy one just to show those pesky terrorists that they still haven't won.

Anonymous said...

hahaha, the same person who wrote:

"i dont agree with bush but you fucking suck at getting your point across."

also wrote

"yeah so get out there and be positive towards something."

so i wonder if this anonymous person is the pot or the kettle. pfff.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

this site is pretty fucking stupid. i dont agree with bush but you fucking suck at getting your point across. i think all those who protest are stupid they should be for something not against everything. Why dont you march for PEACE or something important instead of stating facts like bush is stupid. man you waste so much time on such stupid shit. why not start a movement for world peace or how about stopping genocide which is currently occurring in multiple countries. there are more important things happening then terrorism. yeah so get out there and be positive towards something. how about instead of bashing bush you go support someone else who can actaully do something

7:35 PM
yeah, actually do something like;get clubbed in the head,thrown in jail and forgotten about and the news media that you imagine is paying attention to you in your phony "indy" or "underground" world only alienates more of the old folks in jesusland who aren't going to look at a 15 foot marionet and all the sudden say;"gee maybe these protesters have something to say."
it's you people who voted nader and rally for the cause most far removed so you can get more attention from college chicks with horn rimmed glasses,the cause that's more "in" because you want to be "different"
leave the global shit up to bono.at least someone's paying attention to him,not you who should've tried your damndest to be more inclusive than exclusive in 2004 and talked in a non-condescending way to older americans in the midwest and showed why it was in their best interest to un-elect these neo-con fuckwads,you who should stop stepping over the veterans who want to end this war so that everybody can see you with your "free mumia" sign,you who shouldn't denegrate the people that would be on your side once we all complete PRIORITY#1 which is IMPEACH THIS PRESIDENT AND EXPOSE THE ADMINISTRATION FOR ALL IT'S WRONGDOINGS!.the world will be healed,but we live HERE in THIS country and it all has to start with this.

Anonymous said...

Freewayblogger you are sooooo awesome!!!! You totally rock dude!!

Come to Southwest Missouri, please! (Joplin, Springfield) You can't even begin to imagine how uninformed and pro-Bushitler the people are here!!

Keep up the good fight!

Much love,
-Just another fan in Jesusland.
(Republicans_are_Eeeviiil@Yahoo.com)

Anonymous said...

Democraps are diseased. Now they're litterbugs too? "Freeway blogging" is just littering in slow motion. Enjoy PRESIDENT BUSH's second term. There's nothing you can do about it, no matter how diseased a liberal you are. Suck it up.

Anonymous said...

O'Rielly is a foul piece of shit, that should be in prison for sex crimes.

Total garbage, not even human.

Just... disease.

Anonymous said...

Bill O'Reilly has a great show with incredible ratings. Most Americans hate liberals and aren't Democrats (thus the recent losses by the gay party/minority party) so, of course, FOX news is popular. "Harrasturbator" is a stupid word no doubt invented by M. Lewinsky.

Anonymous said...

"The world does not need america."

Did you keep a straight face when you posted that? Hmm? Typing on the computer that Americans invented, surfing the internet that Americans invented, enjoying the glow of that light bulb that AMERICANS invented...did your finger tremble before you hit that enter button?

You can't watch TV, drive your car, or even get up in the morning without drawing upon American ingenuity. You and your countrymen would likely be sitting in a cave rubbing two sticks together were it not for America. While the rest of the world did nothing, Americans invented everything and built the greatest empire in history. You live off of us like parasites.

But let us not forget one of the most important things that you ingrates overlook. American medicines and INITIATIVES have thrice, historically, staved off the annihilation of the entire human race via plague, albeit with a great deal of unsurprisingly interested global participants. The fact is, were it not for the insight and generosity of America, there's a good chance none of us would be alive. Like it or not, we may all, indeed, owe our very existence to America. There's no denying that possibility. But our politics (and your very short memories) prevent the world from properly thanking us.

Oh, and by the way, it's "America", not "america". Don't you forget THAT.

Anonymous said...

Should it have 2 "s"s and 1 "r"...Harassturbator?

Anonymous said...

Don't expect this blogger to know how to spell. You're talking about a member of the gay/minority/too-stupid-to-vote-in-Florida party.

REAL WORLD LIBERAL said...

Keep up the Great Work of exposing the true imperialism.

YOU ARE THE TRUE PATRIOT!

Remember to support our troops who are doing their job. Encourage them to dissent ONLY when you are ready to support them and their families financially, legally and emotionally- they're going to need it!

Soldiers don't protect freedom, only activists do.

That's why the freedoms we enjoy today were secured by bold outspoken small groups of committeted individuals who suffered the jeers and repression of those supporting the status quo!

Impeaching Bush would give us Cheney or Frist. Bush is too small a target. He is the spokesperson and PR director for the imperialist corporatocracy. Fight the system, piece by piece.

Chuck said...

Here`s a good one....When you encounter people who refuse to hear the truth on what is taking place in the country today, there is only one word which can describe them. Just call them "sheeptards". Well...isn`t that what they are?

Anonymous said...

Please, someone... what crime has George Bush committed? Because he was elected into office twice in a row, and it seems you people don't understand how impeachment works. What high crime has Bush committed? Has he committed treason? No. Bribery? No, not that's been proven anyways. Any misdemeanors? Nope. He hasn't done anything to be impeached, so PLEASE stop calling for his impeachment. None of the liberals with television shows are calling for impeachment, and do you know why? They don't want to look like IDIOTS. And if you really believe that Christians or people in the Midwest are all a bunch of ignorant hicks, then you're really the ones who are ignorant.

Anonymous said...

Obviously the moron that posted above this one suffers from cognitive dissonance. If this moron would just get off his lazy ass and do some research on his beloved president, he might just find that Bu$h is a war criminal and a traitor. He is a prime example of someone who suffers from blind nationalism. aka "sheeptard".

Anonymous said...

You're all going to get a visit from Billy Boy's not so secret police - Fox Security!

Anonymous said...

You Sir, and I use that term lightly, are a harrasturbator.

You sit at home in front of your computer and harrasturbate until you spew forth in wild abandon.

Didn't your mother tell that harrasturbation will make you go blind and grow hair on your palms?

The picture of you harrasturbating is disgusting and vile, I hope you keep your curtains drawn as there may be children near by.

Did I use the word enough?

Anonymous said...

i think all of you fat librals are morons. and hey you people w/ the signs are just ignorant and just want to be noticed.
THINK BEFORE YOU ACT!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hey you should wake up get off your lazy rump and stop defacing this country's public proporty. it really is retarted for americans to be fighting other americans. we all are in this crazy,hectic,sencless world together and you just need to shut the hec up. you crazy fat librals. bush is not my favorite president (ronald regan is) but you are pathetic if you have nothing bettere to do. besides our time on earth is very short and when god comes back...
look all i know is that you ignorant sign makers need to get a grip.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see all of this energy that shows hate towards President Bush, be turned towards standing up for the rights of the unborn, many of which are aborted and never have the opportunity to experience life. Who knows how many nobel prize winners might have been come forward with the opportunity to invent the a cure for HIV or Cancer.

Locrian said...
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Locrian said...

Cant seem to edit these so sorry for the double post.

Yeah thanks for wasting my tax payer dollars to get city workers to remove this trash. I mean this is America and your free to say whatever you'd like to a point(for the foreigners that don't know, screaming "FIRE!!" in a crowded place with no actual fire can get ya hung up). But that's it, your allowed to say what you'd like. Or post it here on a server that you pay for. Your not allowed to cause damage to public places to get your point across. And yes it is damage. When you have to use a city worker in a city vehicle to go out to remove this bullshit, that constitutes damage even if a pair of wire cutters cleans up the problem. You talk about the government but quit being so damn selfish your own self.

Edit: Looking back, you say if everyone that wished Bushed would be impeeched hung a sing there would be 85 million signs up nation wide. Lets look at that. Each city worker and it's vehicle to remove a sign would take about an hour. Lets round it off at an hour cause I'm not charging you for gas. A city workers going to make at least $10 an hour. So your saying you have the right to cost this nation 850 million dollars? What a moron

Lil side note...go hug a fuckin tree.

Freewayblogger said...

Hi Locrian: Side note - the person wasting the taxpayer's dollars would be the Communist Bastard who told city workers to remove the people's Free Speech. Go Back to North Korea.

Anonymous said...

freewayblogger has it all wrong. ther is a certain limit to the freedom of speech. like you cant go walking around and shoot people. just like you cant go around defacing public proporty. you retated moronic fricing son of a gun!!!!!

Anonymous said...

i think that all of this troble in the world is because of the fact that america has no oil. all we need to do is go to antartica and drill for oil. there is scientific edvidence that there is oil in antartica. but no all of the fricin fat librals are saying that we must protect the spotted hoot owl or some other bullcrap. all we need to do is go and drill a big hole and suck the oil out. so all of you retarted democrats and libras need to shut up and let us drill a hole in antartica!!!!!
what did the spotted hoot owl ever do for you NOTHING!!!!!

JmG said...

JUST SHUT UP. SHUT UP ! AARRGGGGHHHH
then
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oep4mRpmrkQ

Anonymous said...

"....instead of stating facts like bush is stupid."

Well someone has to say it, so thanks neoTROLL