Friday, December 02, 2005
Noun. 1) Any person who uses another person against their will for purposes of sexual self-gratification. 2) Dysfunctional sex criminal, rapist. 3) Obscene phone caller, exhibitionist, or person who rubs themself against others on a bus.
4) Colloquial: Impotent, angry man, object of intense derision.
Over the course of the next year, I'd like everyone who reads this post to start using the term "harrasturbator" (or "harrasturbate," "harrasturbating," "harrasturbation" etc.) on the Internet. The word must be used in the context above to describe either Bill O'Reilly or anyone else who uses another person against their will for the purposes of self-gratification.
Hopefully by the end of the year we'll have enough examples of usage via google to get the good people of the Oxford English Dictionary to include it in their next edition. I hope you'll agree that this a fun and easy way to both enrich the English language and help provide Bill O'Reilly with the legacy he deserves.