Friday, October 17, 2008

Sarah Palin Jokes

Why did John McCain pick Sarah Palin for Vice President?
Because the kid with the banjo from Deliverance wasn’t available.
What did Sarah Palin say was the most exciting part of running for Vice-President? Getting to ride on elevators.
(All signs made with cardboard, paint and lettered with an overhead projector. All are safely and lawfully placed on public property in accordance with the first amendment right to free political speech.)
What’s the difference between Sarah Palin and the Taliban?
Lipstick. (h/t to Americablog)

Who met with Mohammed Atta in Prague, tried to obtain yellowcake uranium from Niger and was ultimately responsible for the attacks on September 11th if Sarah Palin becomes president? Trooper Wooten.

What did Jesus say to St. Peter from the Cross?
“Hey, I can see Sarah Palin’s house from here!"


Free-in-Phoenix said...

Jokes by Dana Gould from 10/10 Real Time with Bill Maher:

Sarah Palin is an evangelical dominatrix - she wants to spank you with her bible.

The ultimate irony is, Sarah Palin is the pinup girl for people who don't believe in masturbation.

Roc Rizzo said...

Q) Why does Sarah Palin want more help for children with special needs?

A) Because she IS one!

Q) Why did Sarah Palin cross the road?

A) To get away from John McCain pinching her butt.

Sarah Palin is so dumb that:

She thinks Meow Mix is a rap record.

She calls Dan Quayle for spell checks.

She got locked in a grocery store, and nearly starved to death.

She asked for a price check at the dollar store.

She only changes her kids' diapers once a week, because on the box, it says "good for up to 20 pounds."

She watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

It takes her three days to watch 60 Minutes.

It takes her an hour to cook Minute Rice.

She asked directory assistance for the number to 911.

She thinks that Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

Oh, I have a ton more, but they are dumber than these...
Hope you all enjoy them!


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