tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9076013.post2824555491666047887..comments2024-02-06T16:22:57.400-08:00Comments on Tales of the Freewayblogger: Sarah Palin JokesFreewaybloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07290994906698327870noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9076013.post-35902454658036208662008-10-18T10:25:00.000-07:002008-10-18T10:25:00.000-07:00Q) Why does Sarah Palin want more help for childre...Q) Why does Sarah Palin want more help for children with special needs?<BR/><BR/>A) Because she IS one!<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Q) Why did Sarah Palin cross the road?<BR/><BR/>A) To get away from John McCain pinching her butt.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin is so dumb that:<BR/><BR/>She thinks Meow Mix is a rap record.<BR/><BR/>She calls Dan Quayle for spell checks.<BR/><BR/>She got locked in a grocery store, and nearly starved to death.<BR/><BR/>She asked for a price check at the dollar store.<BR/><BR/>She only changes her kids' diapers once a week, because on the box, it says "good for up to 20 pounds."<BR/><BR/>She watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.<BR/><BR/>It takes her three days to watch 60 Minutes.<BR/><BR/>It takes her an hour to cook Minute Rice.<BR/><BR/>She asked directory assistance for the number to 911.<BR/><BR/>She thinks that Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Oh, I have a ton more, but they are dumber than these...<BR/>Hope you all enjoy them!<BR/><BR/>OBAMA/BIDEN '08<BR/><BR/>Don't forget to get out the vote. We can take NOTHING for granted.Roc Rizzohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05807582714424348667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9076013.post-90013929971510823232008-10-18T07:21:00.000-07:002008-10-18T07:21:00.000-07:00Jokes by Dana Gould from 10/10 Real Time with Bill...<B>Jokes by Dana Gould from 10/10 Real Time with Bill Maher: </B><BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin is an evangelical dominatrix - she wants to spank you with her bible.<BR/><BR/>The ultimate irony is, Sarah Palin is the pinup girl for people who don't believe in masturbation.Free-in-Phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537080513162449261noreply@blogger.com