Monday, September 22, 2008
McCain + Quotes
"Only a fool or a fraud talks tough or romantically about war."
"I am prepared. I need no on-the-job training. I wasn't a mayor for a short period of time. I wasn't a governor for a short period of time."
"I hated the gooks, and will continue to hate them as long as I live." -to reporters, aboard the Straight Talk Express
"Only an asshole would put together a budget like this. I wouldn't call you an asshole unless you really were an asshole." - to fellow Republican Senator Pete Domenici
"Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father."
"Let me say that no one has supported President Bush on Iraq more than I have."
"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt." - to his wife, Cindy
"Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, Where is that marvelous ape?"