Monday, September 22, 2008

McCain + Quotes

"Only a fool or a fraud talks tough or romantically about war."

"I am prepared. I need no on-the-job training. I wasn't a mayor for a short period of time. I wasn't a governor for a short period of time."

"I hated the gooks, and will continue to hate them as long as I live." -to reporters, aboard the Straight Talk Express

"Only an asshole would put together a budget like this. I wouldn't call you an asshole unless you really were an asshole." - to fellow Republican Senator Pete Domenici

"Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father."

"Let me say that no one has supported President Bush on Iraq more than I have."

"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt." - to his wife, Cindy

"Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, Where is that marvelous ape?"


Sewmouse said...

Perhaps instead of just "Peace" it might be effective to say - "Vote Peace" or "Vote For Peace" with peace signs for the o's?

I have no idea what SHORT message you could put about the bailout.

"Help Homeowners, not Robber Barons" is the best I can do.

Anonymous said...

how 'bout the circle sign with / through it {indicating "no"} and the words: WALL STREET ie. "Just say no to Wall Street"

"Save Main St., USA"

karenjj2 ^..^

Chandira said...

Freeway blogger, you ROCK! Good for you.

Freewayblogger said...

Dear Republican Friends, Although I'm very lenient when it comes to political speech, and enjoy publishing those comments that make you look stupid, I draw the line when it comes to bigotry. One of the many unfortunate aspects of modern American Conservativism is its tendency to make us all look incredibly racist, backward and stupid in the eyes of the world, and I cannot, in good conscience, promote that here.

Sorry, but you'll simply have to do better.

Anonymous said...

Mentioning that the Negro used to be a drug user is bigotry? Wow! Looks like you just want to hide the fact that he did drugs because it doesn't fit your agenda. Nice job.

Freewayblogger said...

No. Referring to someone by their race instead of their name.
That's bigotry.

Occassional drug use doesn't bother me in the slightest. In fact, I consider it a plus: it's fairly common knowledge that people who've never used drugs are a generally weak, frightened and incurious lot with whom I have little, if anything in common.

Bear in mind that your high lord and savior, George W. Bush, used drugs constantly when he was younger. This didn't seem to bother y'all in the slightest, so I'm hard pressed to see why the same sort of experimentation by Obama would be an issue for you. Any ideas on this my dreary, hypocritical friend?

As for my being "partisan", were you able to figure that out all by yourself, or did someone help you? Tell me, what precisely was it that gave you this flash of inspiration, this "eureka moment" that I might have some sort of partisan leanings? And is the bleeding obvious always this epiphanous for you? Gee, the world of forensic psychology really lost out when you decided to be an angry drunken shut-in instead of a detective.