Ann Coulter Speaks Out

Darling-of-the-Right Ann Coulter has been catching flak recently for her statements about those widowed by the attacks of 9/11, particularly for saying they “enjoyed their husband’s deaths.” Here are some excerpts from her book regarding other victims of that day.

On the passengers of Flight 93: “Let’s Roll my ass. Let’s roll over and play dead is more like it. Seriously, if these people were such heroes, how come they’re all dead? Maybe if they’d spent less time chatting away on their cell phones and more time kicking ass they wouldn’t have ended up in a goddam hole in Pennsylvania.”

On the FDNY: “Excuse me, but I thought it was the job of the firefighter to put out the goddam fire! Maybe if they’d just done their jobs right from the beginning the buildings wouldn’t have fallen down on them.”

On children orphaned by the tragedy: “Most highly-paid crybabies since Dan Rather. That’s right, the bad men crashed the airplanes and now Mommy and Daddy are Dead… Grow up already! Considering that these are probably the most highly-compensated orphans in history, you’d think they could afford enough Kleenex to wipe their noses.”

On the NYPD: “Anyone who knows anything about New York cops knows the last thing you’ll find them doing is their jobs. The only reason they bothered going into those buildings is that the holes made them look like giant donuts.”