Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Yesterday's Mail: Two Letters from Canada

To: The Freeway Blogger

Yes!

I am your archetypal Canadian neighbour, an old man now, who has lived in your country and even, for a time, went to school there. I've worked and studied in several of your states. For all that time, I was in awe of America's creative ingenuity, it's wealth-generating capabilities and capacity, and the notion that freedom and the empowerment of the individual could accomplish such wondrous things - for everybody - when channelled through the enthusiastic, surging effort of life-loving, freedom-loving, highly-intelligent people that I enjoyed so much being amongst.

Then I witnessed America gradually morph into the self-proclaimed world's policeman, marginalizing and denigrating the United Nations during that organization's nascent efforts to grow itself into a larger, balanced, global roll.

And that, unfortunately, was followed by the perfect storm: the symbiotic interlocking of the Republican neocons with the Christian right. And then came the war, predictably enough; yet another war, the current war. This one too has gone badly; wars which are of other than the not-for-profit or not-for God varieties seem to end up ultimately being hurtful to the prosecutors. It's a high price to pay, even for the initiating politicians, to create a protracted patriotic distraction for a populace which might otherwise quickly become restive over pressing issues closer to home.

So, now, with God apparently guiding George (there are possibly two Gods, at least: the one which, in the end, probably isn't; and the other one, Dick Cheney) you have a situation where a few very unusual people are empowered to wield the undisputed might of the American war machine in whatever direction they might feel inclined, against whomever they don't really like at the moment.

It gives some of us up here the shivers. For, up here, we have oil; more than most. We have fresh water, lots of it. We have softwood lumber, even more of which could go south for free. Are we perhaps somewhere near the front of America's queue of countries to be 'democratized' and 'liberated'? It's all a bit scary, if you live up here.

But then I'm old, and probably have too little to do other than to think and worry about what kind of world my grandchildren will inherit.

I am encouraged, though, to see that there are folks in America - tens if not hundreds of millions of you - who disapprove of what's going on, and who are taking initiatives such as yours. That quiet near-majority is probably standing, with stoic determination, behind a vanguard of the kind of Californians that I came to know and love. So, don't give this up. Do whatever you've gotta do to win back your country. You will, if you persist...I'd bet Monica's dress on it! That's why I'm writing this. To encourage you.

Bill, where are you when we need you? We all, on this continent, need you. Sigmund said it first: sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. We've all had our chuckle; I'm rather regretful that it was at your expense. Talk to your people, again, like you're talking now to us. They loved you! So do we.

David (who respects, but doesn't fear, Goliath)


Dear Freewayblogger,

First of all, I absolutely love what you are doing and I think that you have a lot of guts for just speaking up to the bullsh*t that continues to flow from the White House. As Canadians, most of us know about the lies and their connection to the big (oil) business agenda being sold to Americans as a "war on terror". Sure there are a fair number of Islamic extremists who hate America but rather than deal with the seeds of violence that beset your great country in 2001, unfortunately there had been such incredible hubris as to dismiss it all until now. What's worse is that rather than dealing with the problems underlying terrorism and anti-Western sentiment, George W. Bush and his cronies have chosen to use those issues to smokescreen a major money-grab for their rich political supporters. All the while, the rest of the world shakes its proverbial head in utter disbelief. We just don't understand why this "criminal" was re-elected.

But we're just at ignorant here in Canada it seems. As you may know we have troops actively fighting a so-called "war on terror" in Afghanistan; essentially hunting down Taliban. Most of our citizens aren't really sure why our troops are even there. They think that we're just supporting the American troops. The truth is that Canada is also engaged in a war with questionable motives and even more questionable legalities. In speaking with a friend who works in National Defense the other day, he indicated to me (over a cup of coffee) that we're over there killing "suspected terrorists" and "active enemy combatants". I'm not sure what to do about all of this.

Every day that I wake up I feel like the world is becoming more corrupt, violent and offensive to our collective future. I'd like to start something up here but I'm not sure if it would make any difference. Did you ever feel that way? Do you ever worry about being audited or harassed in any way by your government? You've made me think about my voice. That's a start. Maybe I'll come up with something useful to do that will help shape the majority of Canadians' voices because we don't want these wars. Most of us don't even want our current (right-leaning) Prime Minister because of his "deep integration" strategy with the U.S. Thanks for reading this. Let me know if there's anything a Canadian can do about this Iraq war nonsense.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

PT in SF

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Memorial Day

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Interview



Interview with "Wo Ist Amerika?"

"I don't think we should pull all U.S. Troops out of Iraq...

just the ones that aren't Sunni, Shiite or Kurdish."

FB - 319

USA - 317

Friday, May 26, 2006

Greeting Cheney in San Diego








Funniest Headline Ever

Let's Make Money Our Official Language!

Actually, we already have. If you've got a million dollars to invest in a company or venture hiring at least ten people not related to you, you're officially one of the "huddled masses yearning to breathe free." We don't care if you speak Spanish, English, Kurdish or Thai, so long as you've got the benjamins, you're in.

As far as the recent Senate Vote is concerned, I think that was just the Senate's way of telling Puerto Ricans, Hawaiians, Pacific Islanders, Native Americans and Inuits to lighten up.

Once Around the Bay




Put these up the day before yesterday on the 80,
101, 92 and 280 in San Francisco, Berkeley,
San Mateo, Half Moon Bay, Santa Cruz and Marin.


When I checked up on them yesterday,
all but two of them were still up. How many
people saw them in the meantime? A lot.


Does sticking signs up like this really do
any good? I don't know. For some reason
the people who founded this country
felt it was important that people like me,
and you, be able to do this... seems to me
that the least we could do is give it a shot.

One thing I do know: it's a hell of a lot of fun.



FB - 317
USA - 317

Thursday, May 25, 2006

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FB - 305
USA - 317

Fun With SUVs!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

More from San Diego



FB - 305
USA - 308

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

George Bush Speaks Spanish.

Stephen Colbert was not funny.
Helen Thomas is old and batty.
Mexicans are taking our jobs.
Iraq sent its WMDs to Syria.
Democrats don't want to wiretap terrorists.
Joe Wilson admitted that Valerie Plame wasn't covert.
Karl Rove has a faulty memory.
Scooter Libby has a faulty memory.
Tom DeLay is like Jesus Christ.
No one could have anticipated that the levees would be breached.
We do not torture.
There is no global warming.
There is global warming, but humans didn't cause it.
John F. Kerry is a flip-flopper.
George W. Bush is a decider.
John McCain is a straight-shooter.
Dick Cheney is a sober shooter.
Nobody at the White House knows Jack Abramoff.
The economy is great.
Evolution isn't supported by the facts.
We've turned a corner in Iraq.
There's a war on Christmas.
There's a war on Easter.
There's no civil war in Iraq.
Up is down.
Black is white.

Much, Much More.

California Dept. of Corrections

This Machine Kills Fascists


So does this one.

I cannot overemphasize the power of an
Overhead Projector.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Et Tu, Clarence?


Clarence Thomas says Bush is in "Real Trouble"

Of course, when Clarence Thomas says someone's in "Real Trouble" he could be referring to a porn film from the eighties.

Placement Strategy: Hillside Trees





Signs can be painted either directly on to boards or painted on cardboard and clipped/taped to plywood. Drill a hole or two at the top of the sign and secure to tree with coathangar wire. For maximum effect, choose trees/locations that are visible only to traffic on the far side of divided highways. Particularly when exits are few and far between, these can last for days. Weeks, even.

Painting Parties


Get together with some friends, cardboard, black and white paint and some duct tape and have a painting party. All the better if one of you has an overhead projector. Right now the Bay Area and San Diego are in competition for Free Speech Capital of the U.S.A., but we're welcoming all comers.



"Daddy, Who's Osama?"

"Well Honey... Osama Bin Laden is a Very Bad Man that the Nice Mister President Forgot All About..."

"Why did he forget about him?"

"Well, you see, Nice Mister President wanted to get the Very Bad Man who tried to kill his daddy!"

"Oh."

"So what he did was lie to everybody about how the Other Bad Man was Very Very Scary and that we would have to get him!"

"Did we get him, Daddy?"

"Yes we did little pumpkin. And when we got him we said 'We Got Him!' You see, Nice Mister President and his friend Donny Rumsfeld said the way to catch the bad man was to spend billions and billions of dollars making explosions all over the Bad Man's Country, so that's what we did!"

"Did the explosions hurt anybody?"

"No honey, we make Special Explosions that only hurt Bad People. And infrastructure."

"Do the special explosions hurt little boys and girls?"

"Only the Bad Ones, darling... only the bad ones."

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Ah, the Good Old Days...


Wonder what those numbers are now...

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Placement Strategies: High Fencing



In terms of visibility plus duration (days or weeks as opposed to hours) one of the more effective placement strategies is fencing on top of high retaining walls. Although it usually requires a bit of hunting around and climbing a fence or two, it's rarely as difficult or dangerous as it appears and well worth it if you want your message to be read. Signs appearing along or immediately after the outside of broad curves, as shown, work best.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Licence Plates




Thursday, May 18, 2006

Legal Notes Pt. 1



Dear Freewayblogger,

I love the impeachment signs, but I am a little unclear about the legality of posting signs on public property. Can you tell me where I can find documentation for this activity? (The First Amendment is a little broad for me.) I am up for tenure next year and getting convicted of anything will have a negative impact on my chances.

Thanks, Dan

Dear Dan,

Thanks for writing. Your concerns are valid and probably shared by many. When I began really pursuing this project in earnest, I sat down with an attorney who specializes in first amendment law. He assured me that whatever local ordinances or vehicle codes I might be violating would “fall away in light of the first amendment…” were the case ever go to court. Having successfully represented Cassandra Brown and Amy Courtney (Brown v. Cal Dept. of Transportation) in a similar case, I took him at his word.

Most of the previous arguments against political speech on freeways were rendered null after September 11th, when U.S. flags went up on overpasses across the country. Nobody was arrested for putting them there, and neither highway workers nor law enforcement officers took them down. Putting up a sign that says “Impeach” is just as much a patriotic act as putting up a flag. Moreso even… practically every nation and regime in the world allows you to fly the flag. America is one of the few where you’re allowed to publicly express political dissent and it’s a damn shame we don’t do more of it.

Just because the law is on your side, however, doesn’t mean you can’t get in trouble for it. Don’t expect every cop on the beat to understand the nuances of first amendment law. In close to 3,000 signpostings now I’ve been stopped by cops about half a dozen times. Each time I was absolutely honest about what I was doing, compliant with the officer’s wishes and deferential to their authority. In all but one of the instances I was let go without consequence. In the one instance where I was “not arrested but detained for questioning” I was handcuffed and taken to a police station, held for about 20 minutes and let go. During that time I remained entirely non-confrontational and made it clear by my demeanor that to be arrested and charged for political signposting was A-Okay by me. Others, however, have not been so lucky.

What it all boils down to is this: I feel my country is in danger, both from a Presidency run amok and a media that’s been compliant to if not complicit in the problem. As I read the first amendment, it’s not only my right but my duty to speak out – to as many of my fellow citizens as I’m able – given my right to full and unfettered free political speech. And I’m perfectly willing to defend that right in a court of law.

I’ll cover more of the legal arguments in later posts, but for now you should remember this: going to court is always going to be a crapshoot, and so is dealing with cops. Given, however, the speed and ease with which you can post, and the fact that you can do it at both a time and place of your choosing, there’s no need to worry much about either. As the cop who cuffed me and took me in for questioning said as he let me go, “Just be careful out there hanging those signs.”

San Diego, San Mateo, Baltimore







FB - 305
USA - 299

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Hooray for Houston!



http://www.HoustonFreewayBlogger.com/






Weekly Vigils now being held on the Dunlavy Bridge.

If any of you are participating in overpass vigils here on the West Coast, let me know: I can make you the biggest damn signs you've ever seen. Free. freewayblogger@yahoo.com

A Week of Motorcycleblogging Dangerously


Dear Freewayblogger,
I took a motorcycle journey from Florida through South and North Carolina, Virginia and W. Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and New Jersey, covering 1400 miles til I got home back to Astoria Queens, NYC. I could not in good conscience make that trip without spreading the word, "IMPEACH." It was my conviction that everyone I passed on the highways, in every parking lot I parked in, at every gas station I filled up at, on every side street I went down, through every Main St. I cruised on - saw the Impeach sticker on the back of my bike or my helmet. In a nutshell from my experience over six days throughout the South I'd say the feeling's out there. Let's hit the throttle on this and get it out EVERYWHERE.
thanks, Mark

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen."
- Samuel Adams, speech at the Philadelphia State House, August 1, 1776

A Week of Carblogging Dangerously

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

GOP Candidate Rips Bush

Says Bush Administration "may go down as the worst in history."

More Bay Area Postings










FB - 305
USA-284

Monday, May 15, 2006

Omaha, Nebraska


"Jail the Durham Whore... Duke Lacrosse Power"
The Heartland has Spoken.
FB - 296
USA - 284

Spying On Journalists

San Diego

Friday, May 12, 2006

The End of Days, Part One: Mother's Day


Look carefully at the girl in this photograph.

Consider her features… her distant, guarded expression and that weird, cold fire in her eyes. Is it a trick of the camera, the lighting, the moment? Look carefully, it’s important. Ask yourself what it might have been like to be her child, to see in those eyes all the love and light the world had to offer. Look into those eyes and try to find yourself a little warmth.

When Helen Thomas asked George Bush “Why did you want this war?”, something in the bluntness and simplicity of both her question and her voice rang true for me, and I found myself pondering the same thing as if for the first time: “Why did he want this war?”

All my assumptions about Bush’s motivations – a veritable spicerack of cynicism, politics, vanity and greed – suddenly seemed beside the point: too much Machiavelli, not enough Freud. Look at the girl in this photograph and ask yourself, “Was this the face that launched a thousand ships?”

If nothing else, I believe we can all agree that George W. Bush entered the Presidency as a virtual unknown. Apart from sobriety he had no accomplishments to speak of besides his name. The rest was a mystery.

I believe the rich are different from the rest of us: both beyond and because of the fact that they have more money. The rest of us can live our lives thinking if we only had a whole lot of money, everything would be perfect. This is one of the few luxuries the rich don’t have. Theirs is a set of aspirations, motivations and frustrations we can only guess at, but from what I can tell, those with money crave power, those with power crave glory.

This Mother’s Day I’d like us all to say a little prayer for Barbara Bush and hope that she can find room in that “beautiful mind” of hers to show a little love and affection for her son George Jr., the ne’er do well who became President. Tell him that you love him Babs. Hold him tightly to your breast and whisper that he was always, always your favorite. And please, please do it soon. The fate of the world may depend on it.

Divided Highways


A few weeks ago a section of Highway One called “Devil’s Slide” was closed indefinitely, forcing almost all coast-to-peninsula traffic to take Highway 92 to and from Half Moon Bay, shown above. The westbound traffic is a nightmare during rush hour.

Note the concrete barrier and the line of sight dynamics of this placement, a freewayblogging classic: Those who can see it can’t get to it, those who can get to it can’t see it. Always be on the lookout for spots like these, particularly on divided highways.

I can't emphasize enough the sheer fun and gamesmanship of freewayblogging: The constant battle of wits that takes place between you and your opponents... Above and beyond the competitive and intellectual challenges though, lies the sheer thrill of Actually Doing Something. Even though I've done close to three thousand signs now, that thrill never goes away.

Man I love this job.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Phonerecordgate

"In order to find an enemy who is hidden in a cave,
collect everybody's telephone records."


Lao Tzu - The Art of War




USA Today is reporting that the NSA has been collecting all our phone records in order to fight terrorism.

Now, before we all go off on a big fuss about this, let's look at it rationally. First off, this program is not "spying on everybody". It's only spying on the people with phones. There's lots of people in America who don't even have phones, so let's not have go flying off the handle with a lot of irresponsible rhetoric about Bush "Spying on Everyone." He's not. He's only spying on the people with phones.

There are some perfectly reasonable explanations as to why the government might need our phone records to fight the war on terrorism. We are a Nation at War. Because our enemy remains hidden in a cave in Waziristan, it is imperative that the government have a complete record of every phone call made within its own borders: that's just common sense. Waziristan is a strange and lawless place along the Pakistan/Afghan border. It's entirely controlled by warlords, (for whom, apparently, our military is no match...) and they play by their own rules. In order to get things done there, you have to be willing to play ball: "You tell us where Bin Laden is, we'll give you all our phone records."

It could also be that the Pentagon is planning on printing up all our records, stacking them on pallets and then dropping them over Waziristan in hopes of either hitting Bin Laden directly, or possibly containing him by blocking the entrance to his cave.

Anyone else have any ideas?

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

The Score So Far...

I decided to go through the weblog and do some counting. The above represents signs painted, posted and photographed by me over the last six months versus those done by the rest of you. While y'all are putting up a good fight, I should tell you honestly that I'm barely even trying. I could've easily done twice as many... three times, even.

So let's make a game of it, shall we? Me Vs. All of You... let's see who can get the most signs up. The signs need to be hand-painted with letters at least nine inches tall and photographed either as posted or in your garage, front room, etc.. The signs can say whatever you want: So long as it's not commercial, threatening or obscene you're allowed to post them on public property. Those aren't my rules, that's the law.

This contest is open to everyone: Lefties, Righties, Jesus People, Anybody. So long as you've got something to say and can demonstrate in a photograph that you gave a damn about saying it, it counts.

This contest ends on December 31st.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

New Jackson Browne Video

"The War is a Lie - And You Know It." appears towards the beginning of Jackson Browne's new video. ("Sparky" too!) The sign above was printed on both sides and stayed up over 24 hours in LA (the pedestrian overpass on the Santa Monica between Arlington and Crenshaw is one of my favorites...) so maybe he saw it. Or one of these.

TX, CA, NC





Monday, May 08, 2006

Jack Straw Fired

"We used to play for silver, now we play for life;
And one's for sport and one's for blood at the point of a knife.
And now the die is shaken, now the die must fall.
There ain't a winner in the game, he don't go home with all."

- the Grateful Dead, "Jack Straw"

Straw firing said to be prompted by Bush.

Gone Fishin'


George W. Bush told a German newspaper on sunday that his best moment as President of the United States was catching a fish in his lake.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

San Francisco









God Bless Americablog

As the new watergate scandal becomes gayer and gayer, Americablog should be the place to go for up-to-the minute reporting on the closeted homosexuals that appear to be running the Bush administration. Funny to think that the right-wing bigoted homophobes may have gotten it right: Homosexuals are trying to take over the world, starting with the White House. Fierce, proud gay-baiters like Karl Rove, Ken Mehlmen, Randy "Duke" Cunningham (which should probably be changed to "Randy" Duke Cunningham,) Porter Goss and boy-toy Jeff Gannon... could it be that they're all friends of Dorothy?
Stay tuned folks, it looks like we're heading into some wild and whacky weeks ahead. By the time it's all over, Barbra Streisand might be singing the National Anthem at the Republican convention.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Investigategate Watergategate!


Ya Know, Back In My Day... we didn't need a bunch of hookers and limos and massive bribery, profiteering and corruption of high officials to have a scandal at the Watergate. Nooooo..... Back then all we had was a simple burglary and wiretapping, but by golly, it was good enough for us!

Yes, simpler times, they were... Back then you could impeach the President before the whole country went to hell.

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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Workshop in San Diego this Saturday



A Freewayblogging workshop will be held this Saturday courtesy of the Beachblogger and Activist San Diego. The workshop will go from 10:00 until noon at 4246 Wightman St. in City Heights, conveniently located by the overpass shown above.
http://beachblogger.net/pics/index.php

Hwy 101 through Marin


I've been blogging the 101 through Marin
for about two years now. It's a fine piece of
road, with a good mix of urban and rural settings.

Given the uncommonly high density of liberals,
artists and peace groups in Marin, I'm hoping
that some of you will see the signs and realize
"Hey, I could do that too!"


Plenty of countries have crappy leaders who
drag them into pointless, bloody wars. Ours is
one of the few in history where the citizens are
allowed to speak out about it.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Mayday Postings

"No man is a stranger
in any part of the world."


I was posting some "Si Se Puede" signs for mayday when I found this half down and flapping
in the wind. I did what I could to reattach it but knew it wouldn't last long.

Cardboard, people... that's all it takes. I don't know where the idea to use bedsheets for freewaybanners came from, but it needs to go away. I can't emphasize this enough:

Cardboard.

Painted White.

With Thick Black Letters.


These signs courtesy of yours truly &
PT CRUISER