As the new watergate scandal becomes gayer and gayer, Americablog should be the place to go for up-to-the minute reporting on the closeted homosexuals that appear to be running the Bush administration. Funny to think that the right-wing bigoted homophobes may have gotten it right: Homosexuals are trying to take over the world, starting with the White House. Fierce, proud gay-baiters like Karl Rove, Ken Mehlmen, Randy "Duke" Cunningham (which should probably be changed to "Randy" Duke Cunningham,) Porter Goss and boy-toy Jeff Gannon... could it be that they're all friends of Dorothy?
Stay tuned folks, it looks like we're heading into some wild and whacky weeks ahead. By the time it's all over, Barbra Streisand might be singing the National Anthem at the Republican convention.