Monday, May 22, 2006

Painting Parties


Get together with some friends, cardboard, black and white paint and some duct tape and have a painting party. All the better if one of you has an overhead projector. Right now the Bay Area and San Diego are in competition for Free Speech Capital of the U.S.A., but we're welcoming all comers.



"Daddy, Who's Osama?"

"Well Honey... Osama Bin Laden is a Very Bad Man that the Nice Mister President Forgot All About..."

"Why did he forget about him?"

"Well, you see, Nice Mister President wanted to get the Very Bad Man who tried to kill his daddy!"

"Oh."

"So what he did was lie to everybody about how the Other Bad Man was Very Very Scary and that we would have to get him!"

"Did we get him, Daddy?"

"Yes we did little pumpkin. And when we got him we said 'We Got Him!' You see, Nice Mister President and his friend Donny Rumsfeld said the way to catch the bad man was to spend billions and billions of dollars making explosions all over the Bad Man's Country, so that's what we did!"

"Did the explosions hurt anybody?"

"No honey, we make Special Explosions that only hurt Bad People. And infrastructure."

"Do the special explosions hurt little boys and girls?"

"Only the Bad Ones, darling... only the bad ones."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't at all understand why you liberal's want Pres. Bush impeached. I mean look, The stock market's booming, there hasn't been a terroist attack in the United States for almost 5 Years, and he's pro-life( as i am as well) and if your going to say that Oil's too expensive, you have to show how Pres. Bush is at all releated. The true cause of the high prices is OPEC. They purposely raise the prices in unity with all the "top players" of oil production. And when it comes to the war I as a conservative, would love it if our troops could come back right now. But the fact of the matter is that the objective in Iraq is not yet complete. But, we are sooo close to finishing it and if the United States had full support for the war and the troops, it would be over sooner. When it comes to the causlities suffered in Iraq and Afghanistan, it is a sad fact of war, But look back to March of 1945: the location Iwo Jima. The U.S suffered about 26,000 casualties. Know i understand it was a diffrent war but, the reason why we took Iwo Jima( an Island only 1 and 1 half miles long) was because we needed an emergency landing strip for our bombers going over Tokyo and Inland Japan. Consirder Iraq a "base" to make sure there is no more genocide or terrroism in the Middle East. We can also give the Iraqi people what they deserve, freedom, safety, and Democracy.

Nutmeg5 said...

If you STILL don't understand why us "liberals" want GW impeached, please review the original post on which you left your puzzling (and puzzled) comments. No one died when Clinton lied. GW has lied us into a war that had nothing to do with 9/11 and..oh. hell...I'm tired of pointing out the obvious again and again!
Some people are willfully blind to what this President has done, starting with how he got into office and would rather watch "Survivor" or "Law and Order" on TV in la la land than really understand the implications of all GW has done.

PTCruiser said...

You tell 'em Meg!

So, according to Anonymous, Iraq is kind of like Iwo Jima, a base from which we can launch attacks all over the Middle East (read: Nuke Iran). That's a beautiful way of looking at it, Anonymous. Why that makes all of the death and destruction soooo much easier to swallow. Thank you for opening my eyes.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I don't at all understand why you liberal's want Pres. Bush impeached. I mean look, The stock market's booming, there hasn't been a terroist attack in the United States for almost 5 Years, and he's pro-life( as i am as well)

- Perhaps Barbara should've considered her alternatives, and so should've your mother. If GW was "pro-life" Texas wouldn't have the highest number of executions, and death row would be a thing of the past. IF you are TRULY "PRO-LIFE", then contact your PREZ and tell him to do away with the death penalty, (since of course you are both on the same page.) Give me a break, the man LIED and the stock market IS NOT booming. Get your head out of your self-righteous ass!

Anonymous said...

Hey jackass don't you ever say that a mother should have choisen an abortion. In specific my mother or Pres. Bushes mother. And if you are a christian or even jewish read the bible. Clearly it says in Jermiah 13: Before i formed you in the womb I knew you."-God. And also when it comes to the death penalty. It's pretty simple concept: DON'T KILL OR RAPE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! I mean how stupid are some of you people? Babies don't kill people. murders do. And the market just recently almost hit(missed by 100pts.) the highest it's ever been. And your insult although offends me greatly, i won't let it get to me bacause I don't play that game.