Thursday, November 02, 2006

Fag Haggard

21 comments:

Larry Gambone said...

Hilarious! But typical. They deny that aspect of themselves and then do it in secret. What a pathetic bunch of losers these right-whiners are

Roxy the school police watch dog said...

Who said he is a republican? Just because he is a christian does make him a republican. Sure he is against gay marriage, but I know alot of gay people that are against gay marriage. In fact there are a lot Democrats that are christian and against gay marriage. But I understand your thinking heck you all have blame the Republicans for everything from Christopher Reeves death to using a remote control to steer hurricanes to New Orleans so it's not surprising. And of course a Democrat has never done anything wrong.

Larry Gambone said...

Who said he was a Republicrat? There are plenty of right-whiners in the Demirep party too. Born Agin', Babble-readin' Crustaceans are virtually always right-whiners, so what's yer problem?

Freewayblogger said...

Good Point. I remember people saying the same thing about Jeffrey Dahmer - just because he was a sexually-repressed homicidal cannibal everyone just assumed he was a republican, which is simply unfair.

Marc S said...

"I am a white, heterosexual, conservative Republican evangelical, and I am an environmentalist."

-Ted Haggard
From inteview with Christianity Today

Freewayblogger said...

Damn Environmentalists!

Marc S said...

Haggard is the leader of the National Association of Evangelicals. The same evangelicals that make up over 1/3 of Republican votes.

How stupid do you have to be to ask the question "Who said he is a Republican?"

Marc S said...

Stinking environmentalists!

I bet Jeff Gannon and Mark Foley are secretly members of Earth First.

Roxy the school police watch dog said...

See he is not a real republican he is a RHINO. There is no way a real republican would say they are an enviromentalists because all of us real republicans hate the enviroment.

Roxy the school police watch dog said...

I am glad we know he is a fag now we can kick him out of our party just like we did Mark Foley, and just like you Democrats did to Joe Lieberman and Zell Miller. OH excuse me Joe Lieberman or Zell Miller didn't have sexual e-mails with a page or pay for sex, they just disagreed with the parties policy on national security.

Roxy the school police watch dog said...

Haggard's accuser fails lie detector
By Mike McPhee
Denver Post Staff Writer
DenverPost.com
Article Last Updated:11/03/2006 10:26:27 AM MST

Ted Haggard's accuser failed a polygraph test early this morning about the truthfulness of his accusations that he had had a three-year homosexual affair with the influential Colorado Springs minister.

The test was given to Michael Jones, 49, an admitted male prostitute, who made the allegations on the Peter Boyles Show on radio station KHOW Thursday morning.

The shocking allegations were denied by Haggard, who told KUSA-9News he never took part in a homosexual affair and had always been faithful to his wife, with whom he has 5 children.

So Boyles invited Jones to take a polygraph test at 5 a.m. this morning.

The test administrator, John Kresnik, said Jones' score indicated "deceptions" in his answers. However, Kresnik said he doubted the accuracy of the test he administered because of the recent stress on Jones and his inability to eat or sleep, according to KHOW producer Greg Hollenback.

Kresnik suggested that Jones be re-tested early next week after he was rested.

Freewayblogger said...

Well, that certainly clears thing up. I guess Haggard must've been lying about buying drugs and getting "massages" too...

Roxy the school police watch dog said...

So he uses drugs and likes massages that does not make you gay, Although he does look gay.

This is alot like that ex governor in New Jersey. But we don't talk about Democrats sorry.

Annie said...

It's teh damn ghey agenda!

Marc said...

Not a real Republican? HA!

One day he is turning out evangelical repub votes in droves, the next he is not a real republican.

I bought it, but I didn't snort... it wasn't sex - just a massage from a gay prostitute.

If this doesn't discourage evangelicals from putting faith into political leaders nothing will.

Marc said...

Who cares if McGreevey, Frank or any other Democrat is gay? They aren't out there pushing anti-gay agendas like Haggard.

The difference is hypocrisy.

And McGreevey outed himself.

Roxy the school police watch dog said...

If you don't care about McGreevey then why do you care about this. Haggard is not an elected official. But this does take away from John Kerry telling the troops they are stupid. I know It was a botched joke. A joke only Democarats understand.

Once again the Republicans will win both houses and I will be laughing at you all.

Freewayblogger said...

I think you've touched straight on the heart of the matter Roxy: if being able to laugh at other people is what you're in it for, well, I guess that's okay as far as it goes... enjoy yourself. I do what I do because the people who founded this country said it was my duty to do so. I missed the part in the Declaration of Indepenence, Constitution, or Bill of Rights about the importance of laughing at other people for the survival of Democracy, but then again, I'm not a Republican.

freewayblurker said...

Rock on Freewayblogger! Your 8:36 pm response is perfect.

PS - keep up the good work. You're inspiring a lot of people to get up and do things they wouldn't normally do. People like me.

Mungen_Cakes said...

IF it turns out that this guy has been playing hide the sausage on meth with a prostitute for three years makes this Haggard quote all the more hypocritical:

"Bill Clinton's White House was the most responsive in recent history," he said. "He really wanted to please evangelical Christians. He's a Bible-believing Christian himself; his problem was, he was a sex addict."

http://www.tedhaggard.com/rmNews.jsp

Roxy the school police watch dog said...

Laugh, I didn't think ant of it was funny you are the one supporting all the jokers.