(Signs placed over the weekend on the 280 and 101.
All quotes by Mark Twain.)
"I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever."
"Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any."
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
"I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position."
"Heaven for climate, Hell for companionship."
"We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that the savage has, because we know how it is made. We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that matter."
"The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey."