Friday, January 04, 2008

Holy Crap!

"'Theocracy' has always been the synonym for a bleak and narrow, if not a fierce and blood-stained tyranny." -William Archer

"They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there." -Frank Zappa

"Once a person admits to not believing in God, this raises the question of whether or not that person believes in America." - Boy Scouts of America, press release

"Anybody who believes in hell is praying to a sadist." -Scarlet P.

"Yet she increased her whorings, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her paramours whose members were like those of donkeys and whose emissions was like that of stallions." -Ezekial 23

"All Bibles are man-made." -Thomas Edison

No comments: