#10: Change the "Q" to an "N".
#9 Replace Maliki with Saddam body double. Put the statue back up and pretend nothing ever happened.
#8 Two words: "Saudi Iraqia"
#7 Ban all homosexuals from the military. Declare everyone who's ever masturbated to be a homosexual.
#6
#5 Nationalize Defense. Eliminating the profit motive will not only immediately end the current war, but all future wars as well.
#4 Stop Driving. Everybody. Now.
#3 Round up everyone who still supports the war, give them a crash course in Arabic and ship 'em over. Anyone who thinks Iraq is essential to our national security will be happy to go.
#2 Impeach and indict Bush, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Perle, Rice, Rumsfeld and every other high official responsible for lying us into this war and put them in custody of the World Court. Pull out all US troops, hand Iraq over to the UN and the Arab League, apologize to the world and never, ever vote Republican again.
#1 Start doing what I do.
#9 Replace Maliki with Saddam body double. Put the statue back up and pretend nothing ever happened.
#8 Two words: "Saudi Iraqia"
#7 Ban all homosexuals from the military. Declare everyone who's ever masturbated to be a homosexual.
#6
#5 Nationalize Defense. Eliminating the profit motive will not only immediately end the current war, but all future wars as well.
#4 Stop Driving. Everybody. Now.
#3 Round up everyone who still supports the war, give them a crash course in Arabic and ship 'em over. Anyone who thinks Iraq is essential to our national security will be happy to go.
#2 Impeach and indict Bush, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Perle, Rice, Rumsfeld and every other high official responsible for lying us into this war and put them in custody of the World Court. Pull out all US troops, hand Iraq over to the UN and the Arab League, apologize to the world and never, ever vote Republican again.
#1 Start doing what I do.
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#11 disban all standing armys
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