Thursday, February 02, 2006

Iraq: The Musical

I'm pretty sure that this will be the song parody that ends the war.

8 comments:

wamland said...

Excellent work. You ought to put this up on the contagious festival on huffington post.
http://cf.huffingtonpost.com/

Anonymous said...

Love the stuff keep it up!

Mary said...

Lyrics please!
Post 'em here.
I got this stuck in my head.
We can sing along.

If anyone can convert into mp3 it'll be the fastest damn downloaded thing on the planet! Needs big servers or lots of mirrors!

WhattheH said...

Just popped over from the link at Jesus General. Brilliant work.

Dr. Laniac said...

Here you go:

MP3
Lyrics

Fallujah, Ramadi, gonna be a party
Baquba, Samarra, goin' there tomorra
The Tigris, Euphrates... Abu-Ghraiby-baby.

Way on off overseas,
there's a place called Iraq you know,
that's where you're gonna go
instead of college next fall...

Bodies in the sand...
Is that a piece of someone's hand?
shootin' people in a foreign land
it's called Iraq you know,
that's where you're go-onna go.

Shiites and Sunnis, suicidal loonies
Just hope when their car starts
it don't turn to car parts...

Imams and Jihadis, be my big Baghdaddy...

Ooo you're goin' to Iraq you know
You'll get drafted in a year or so
It's really gonna blow
Down in Iraq you know...

Saddamists, dead-enders, huge-ass fender-benders

Like a Carribean cruise
Without the water, the chicks or booze
if you don't make it at least you'll make the news
around page 8 or so

You'll help fill out the ranks
So we can all fill up our tanks
A yellow ribbon will be all the thanks
you get from us you know...
down in Iraq you know...

Turkomen and Kurdish, you don't speak a wordish
Najaf, Nasariyah, gee it's good to see ya.
Ramadi, Fallujah, Bush has really screwed ya.

Ooo, You'll get drafted in a year or so
It's really gonna blow
Down in Iraq you know...

Be all you can be, look for WMD.

Although it's kind of a drag
no body armor? here's a body-bag.
Mom and Dad'll get to keep the flag
they send you back in though
back from Iraq you know...

Fallujah, Ramadi, gonna be a party
Baquba, Samarra, goin' there tomorra
The Tigris, Euphrates... Abu-Ghraiby-baby.

PTCruiser said...

Positively brilliant. Great job, Dr. Laniac and Scarlet. Hats off to ya. And, of course, I blogged it.

gnome said...

Thanks a lot (for the lyrics too). Brilliant.

Anonymous said...

Pretty weak. Nothing better? Maybe this song is just really old. haven't you heard...there isn't going to be a draft, even those who proposed it didn't vote for it.

Those fighting for your freedoms to write this are volunteers.

Sorry to bother you with trivial stuff like facts, but keep having fun though!

dj