"We in the Republican Party absolutely, positively
repudiate everything Uday Hussein represented.
Except for Torture and Degradation...
We're down with that."
-Scarlet P., GOP Spokesperson
Because when you put a sign up next to a freeway,
people will read it until somebody takes it down.
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Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Joewhere Man
He's a Real Joe-where man
Sitting in his Joe-where land,
making all his Joe-where plans
for Joe-body.
Doesn't have a fucking clue,
Doubt he's ever going to,
best to scrape him from the shoe
of our Party.
Joewhere man, please listen,
we all saw you kissin'
a miserable failure the world
can no longer stand.
He's as blind as he can be,
Doesn't see he's history,
Can't read his own eulogy
on the wall.
Sitting in his Joe-where land,
making all his Joe-where plans
for Joe-body.
Doesn't have a fucking clue,
Doubt he's ever going to,
best to scrape him from the shoe
of our Party.
Joewhere man, please listen,
we all saw you kissin'
a miserable failure the world
can no longer stand.
He's as blind as he can be,
Doesn't see he's history,
Can't read his own eulogy
on the wall.
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Sore Loserman
"The old politics of polarization won today. For the sake of our state, my country and my party, I cannot and will not let those results stand today." -Joe Lieberman, announcing his intention to run
as an independent "for the sake of his party."
And let's not forget this.
Marin Mapquested
Mapquest 1399 N. Hamilton Parkway, Novato CA, 94949. Park in back by fence. Hop fence, climb hill. You're there.
Mapquest 15 Crecienta Dr. Sausalito, CA 94965. Drive to the end of the street, park by "Dead End" sign. Scamper up hill. You're there.
Paloma St. Pedestrian Bridge
Mapquest 1261 Andersen Dr. San Rafael, CA 94901. Park in back, walk ten feet and Voila! a seven-by-fifteen foot billboard just for you!
Google/Mapquest "Larkspur Landing Office Park" Go to very end of parking lot, walk up dirt road in northwest corner. At the top of the 2nd rise, make a left. All in all less than a quarter mile of walking, well worth it for the majestic view of northbound 101
Mapquest 6090 Redwood Bvld. Novato, CA 94945 Park behind "Super Buffet" and squeeze through crack between wood and cyclone fencing. Take note of single strand of barbed wire at crotch level. Walk ten feet towards freeway, you're there. While you're there, feel free to take down this "Osama Who?" sign - it's been up for two months.USA - 477
FB - 473
Monday, August 07, 2006
Smart Bombs, Foolish Choices
Got the idea for this sign from These Guys,two of the funniest political satirists alive.
Hung it here next to the 101 in Novato.
USA - 477
FB - 468
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