Dear Senator Santorum,
I'd really like to thank you and tell you how deeply I was moved by your speech asking us to "step up" and support the troops by putting bumper stickers on our cars. Believe me, I'm with you 100% and if it were just as simple as that I'd be the first in line to stick one on. Unfortunately though, bumper stickers tend to weather badly, making uneven the finish on my car and reducing its overall market value. I'm sure you understand.
As a patriotic American, however, I am proud to show my support for the troops by displaying the non-damaging, easily removable magnet shown above.
Thank You For Your Courage, Freewayblogger
Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree, it's been three long years since Bush lied to me. (apologies to Tony Orlando).
ReplyDeleteI know everyone has probably seen this but if you havn't Google the word Santorum and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.
Ive already got five bumper stickers, two giant american flags, and a flag decal on my car's hood. Now I gotta get me one of those magnets!
ReplyDeleteI have actually superglued a returned veteran to my car. The rest of you are pikers.
ReplyDeletesheyit, ole rickies's probably got a minority run company manufacturing the stickers. why wouldn't he be hawkin on anybody duhmb enuf to buy em?
ReplyDeleteSupport the troops. Give 'em a ride home!
ReplyDeleteKagro, I commute to work in a street legal M-117 armored personnell carrier.
ReplyDeletepiker indeed.
Every ribbon, made in china, helps. :)
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Uhh.... uh...
ReplyDeleteI commute to work on mobile missile launcher powered by biodiesel made from the actual blood of Jesus!
Scotch tape them? From the inside? This is all over my head. Please explain.
ReplyDeleteScotch tape from the inside? Are you afraid to make the commitment?
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